Bestseller on Amazon.com? Let’s do this!
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The Date: SEPTEMBER 1ST.
The Time: 12PM
The place: AMAZON.COM.
The Mission: MAKE “ITARA: SON OF C’RESETH” A BEST SELLER FOR 1 HOUR!
That’s right. 1 hour! Let this be known as the Starting point to a campaign to make my debut novel, “Itara: Son of C’reseth”, a Best Seller on Amazon.com! Grab your kindles, zip up your pants, ready your mice, and download to your heart’s content. Or order a hard copy! Whatever floats your boat will ensure your spot in making Amazon.com history!
Demand your twitter followers to buy the book, and threaten them if they don’t by refusing to tweet about Justin Beiber, or Ryan Gosling’s delicious abs! This will spread like wildfire, and it will be glorious! And you will not have to deny the world the tastiness of Ryan Gosling’s Abs.
As incentive, I will post a new segment from book 2 to sate your curiosity! Intregued? Good.
Also, I am not afraid to use every cliche at my disposal, and don’t think I won’t!
———LONG LIVE IMAGINATION!———